Archive for January, 2008

Monstrum zo serialu LOST je odhalene

January 29th, 2008

Cakali sme na to 3 serie. Oplatilo sa. Sokujuce odhalenie. :D

SPOILERS INCLUDED :D


Lost Monster Finally Revealed – Watch more free videos

PS: 31.1.2008 je premiera prvej casti stvrtej serie – The Beginning of the End

cekujte www.lost.cz

10 minut

January 27th, 2008

Vynikajuci film. Ma naozaj len 10 minut tak si urcite najdite cas na jeho pozretie. Aj 10 minut moze uplne zmenit Vas zivot.

10 minutes by Ahmed Imamovic – BEST SHORT FILM IN EUROPE

Anglicky popis z youtube:

10 minutes by Ahmed Imamovic. 1994. Sarajevo, Bosnia and Rome, Italy. How many different things can happen for only 10 Minutes. The film won the award for the best European short film in 2002.

This short film, as its title indicates lasts only 10 minutes, but it tells a much longer story which unravels only in our imagination upon seeing the end of the film. While 10 minutes in someone’s life mean nothing, they can be fatal in another: a boy and his loving family, tragedy in a war-torn city, death and destruction. All in just ten minutes. The film follows two simultaneous story lines: one set in Rome, and one in Sarajevo, in 1994, the worst time of the war in Bosnia. Although the Rome part was not filmed on the original location, that does not take away anything from the quality of the film, it was just a symbolic element anyway. Cast is great, story is very compact and well written, direction dynamic and precise. There is nothing out of place in the film: well structured, stripped of false pathos, realistic, it is very straight forward. In other words, this is a jewel of a film, and it was not by chance that it won the award for the best European short film in 2002. 10 minutes for me is definitely one of the most moving and powerful films about wartime Sarajevo. Behind the scene: I read that the director Ahmed Imamovic, in search of Japanese for the role of the tourist, had to go to the Japanese Embassy in Sarajevo and ask one of the staff to perform in the film. Luckily for the director, the Embassy allowed one of their employees to star in the film.

The story tells how SERBS have killed civils, old people and children!

Ako sa (ne)rozist s frajerkou

January 23rd, 2008

Kanadsky komik Jon LaJoie sa predviedol v dalsej skvelej scenke. Klasika :D

Stale mozeme byt kamarati … len mi prosim nevolaj a podobne. Bolo by to proste divne … :D

Treba vediet po anglicky.

The Bastard Break Up

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Jon Lajoie – Everyday Normal Guy

Africky tanec okolo tyce

January 23rd, 2008

Nemam slov. Vymakane. Respect. Sure vdaka za info o videu.

African Pole Dancer

Hercules in New York

January 22nd, 2008

Zopar scen z prveho filmu v ktorom hral Arnold Schwarzenegger. Nechce sa mi verit, ze takto zacala kariera Terminatora :D

Jon Lajoie – Everyday Normal Guy

January 20th, 2008

Kvazi rap song s vynikajúcim textom. John Lajoie je "obycajny" typek, ktory …zvysok sa dozviete vo videu :D


Every Day Normal Guy Rap Song – Watch more free videos

Text:

I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
Nothing special about me Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don’t mind I read ’til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get nervous in social situations Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get constipated once a month Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I’m the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I’m as entertaining as a f**king STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don’t have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough

Steve: "You want some of this bitch?"

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you’re not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

Jon: "I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it’s just not the same… you know it… it gets… It gets pretty sore"

I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
My parents are really nice people Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother F**ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I am pretty good at making paper planes

Steve: "I could do this all day… I could do this all day… I could do this all day…"

Ludsky tetris 2.0

January 17th, 2008

Natocit toto musela byt fakt makacka. Stvrte video z projektu Game Over od umelca s menom Guillaume Reymond. Je to stopmotion video.

 

The Original Human TETRIS Performance by Guillaume Reymond

Ako mal skoncit Pan Prstenov

January 16th, 2008

Naco si veci komplikovat? Ukazka ako sa dala cela trilogia skratit na 2 minuty. :P

How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended

Ocean's 40 – Trailer

January 14th, 2008

Uz coskoro v kinach…mozno :D

oceans40

Achmed – mrtvy terorista

January 13th, 2008

Super show od Jeffa Dunhama. Postavicka, ktora zabija uz len pohladom.

 

Toto je otitulkovana verzia od uzivatela hannibalPP.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Bonus: Achmed – Jingle Bombs